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Archer (2009) S01E01 - English subtitles

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Title Archer (2009)
Type TV Series
Season 1
Episode 1
Episode type Ordinary
Episode title Mole Hunt

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ID 3T43
Created Oct 26, 2014, 12:39:33 PM
Contributor Anonymous
Language English
FPS N/A


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1 00:00:3.587 00:00:6.255
  1. [SKYLIGHT CREAKS]
2 00:00:13.764 00:00:23.606
  1. Shh!
3 00:00:29.279 00:00:30.655
  1. [CELL PHONE PLAYING
  2. HIP-HOP MUSIC]
4 00:00:30.823 00:00:32.782
  1. [GLASS SHATTERS]
5 00:00:32.950 00:00:36.577
  1. Ugh. Why the hell is your phone on?
  2. Because I have a social life.
6 00:00:36.745 00:00:38.621
  1. Hello?
  2. MALORY: Why the hell is your phone on?
7 00:00:38.789 00:00:40.498
  1. ARCHER:
  2. Because I have a... Why did you call?
8 00:00:40.666 00:00:43.251
  1. Because this is important.
  2. LANA: Micromanagitis.
9 00:00:43.419 00:00:46.546
  1. MALORY: If we show San Marino
  2. the flaws in their palace security...
10 00:00:46.714 00:00:49.757
  1. ...they've agreed to hire us
  2. as security consultants.
11 00:00:49.925 00:00:51.926
  1. And I'm sure I don't need to remind you...
12 00:00:52.094 00:00:55.972
  1. ...that we haven't gotten one
  2. of these jobs since your Uffizi fiasco.
13 00:00:56.140 00:00:58.599
  1. [ALARM BLARING]
14 00:00:58.767 00:01:0.268
  1. And yet, you always do.
15 00:01:0.436 00:01:2.270
  1. Because you learned nothing from it.
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  1. ARCHER:
  2. Because this is what was there, Lana!
2 00:00:13.138 00:00:15.390
  1. There, where?
  2. Outside a clown college?
3 00:00:15.557 00:00:18.935
  1. They have those here?
  2. I don't know! Archer, look out!
4 00:00:19.103 00:00:20.144
  1. [YELLS]
5 00:00:20.312 00:00:23.106
  1. We'll never catch him!
  2. You should have thought about that...
6 00:00:23.273 00:00:24.941
  1. ...before you blew the damn drop!
7 00:00:25.109 00:00:27.443
  1. I blew jack shit!
  2. Name dropper.
8 00:00:27.611 00:00:30.571
  1. LANA: And if you weren't so busy
  2. trying to bang that waitress...
9 00:00:30.739 00:00:33.074
  1. ...you'd have noticed
  2. that ODIN had agents in play!
10 00:00:33.242 00:00:35.952
  1. She was the hostess!
  2. If you weren't blinded by jealousy...
11 00:00:36.120 00:00:38.287
  1. Yes, I'm jealous.
  2. First step's admitting it.
12 00:00:38.455 00:00:40.623
  1. Jealous that ODIN's
  2. gonna beat us again...
13 00:00:40.791 00:00:43.418
  1. ...thanks to your epic poon-houndery!
  2. First of all...
14 00:00:43.585 00:00:45.586
  1. [SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
15 00:00:45.963 00:00:47.296
  1. [OFFICER YELLS]
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  1. [THUNDER CRASHING]
2 00:00:8.258 00:00:9.759
  1. [SNORING]
3 00:00:9.927 00:00:13.096
  1. And that's your message? My God.
4 00:00:13.263 00:00:14.347
  1. [GLASS SHATTERING]
5 00:00:14.515 00:00:16.307
  1. Who...? Who's there?
  2. What do you want?
6 00:00:16.475 00:00:20.520
  1. Because all you're gonna get is holes.
  2. I... I mean, holes in you...
7 00:00:20.688 00:00:24.273
  1. ...not my... Hah! Sterling?
8 00:00:24.441 00:00:27.360
  1. Hello, Mother.
  2. Where the hell have you been?
9 00:00:27.528 00:00:31.364
  1. I don't know.
  2. What...? And why do you have a cleaver?
10 00:00:36.787 00:00:39.163
  1. CYRIL: "Interoffice fraternization
  2. of an intimate nature...
11 00:00:39.331 00:00:41.624
  1. ...is prohibited to include
  2. but not limited to...
12 00:00:41.792 00:00:44.794
  1. ...trysts, assignations..."
  2. What's this even mean?
13 00:00:44.962 00:00:46.963
  1. It means no more banging coworkers.
14 00:00:47.131 00:00:48.798
  1. Oh, so it doesn't affect you.
15 00:00:48.966 00:00:50.800
  1. Mee-hee. Oh, wait, guess what.
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  1. MALORY: And if it happens again
  2. I'll put a lock on it...
2 00:00:3.379 00:00:5.338
  1. ...so no one can enjoy it.
3 00:00:5.506 00:00:8.174
  1. Moving on, item seven.
4 00:00:8.342 00:00:11.511
  1. Oh, I'm afraid I have some tragic news.
5 00:00:11.679 00:00:13.805
  1. Um, item six wasn't tragic?
  2. MALORY: Zip it.
6 00:00:13.972 00:00:15.556
  1. Wow.
  2. Agent Hector Ruíz...
7 00:00:15.724 00:00:17.767
  1. ...who had infiltrated El Frente Rojo...
8 00:00:17.935 00:00:20.228
  1. ...was killed last night
  2. when his cover was blown.
9 00:00:20.396 00:00:21.938
  1. My little burrito.
  2. Wait, who?
10 00:00:22.106 00:00:24.023
  1. How in the world did his cover get blown?
11 00:00:24.191 00:00:25.817
  1. [SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
12 00:00:25.984 00:00:27.443
  1. [CELL PHONE RINGING]
13 00:00:27.611 00:00:29.696
  1. [SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
14 00:00:30.864 00:00:34.075
  1. Ruíz? Hey man, talk to
  2. these chicks, all right?
15 00:00:34.243 00:00:36.953
  1. Tell them how
  2. we're really ISIS agents!
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  1. MALORY:
  2. Oh! Oh, I cannot believe you.
2 00:00:6.256 00:00:9.425
  1. Are you out of your big fat
  2. Russian skull?
3 00:00:9.593 00:00:11.594
  1. Of all the dumb stunts you've...
4 00:00:11.762 00:00:13.680
  1. Nikolai, how could you do this?
5 00:00:13.847 00:00:19.310
  1. With KGB surveillance team. They...
  2. Not "how" how, you ass. "Why" how.
6 00:00:19.478 00:00:21.979
  1. For record of activities
  2. in Krakow.
7 00:00:22.147 00:00:24.732
  1. Oh, some blurry 8 mm of...
8 00:00:24.900 00:00:27.110
  1. No, we have
  2. the digital hi-def now.
9 00:00:27.277 00:00:30.446
  1. Wonderful. So they can blow it up
  2. for the jury at my treason trial.
10 00:00:30.614 00:00:33.116
  1. Is amazing,
  2. no loss of resolution...
11 00:00:33.283 00:00:35.702
  1. Damn your bloodshot eyes,
  2. I'm serious.
12 00:00:35.869 00:00:37.578
  1. I will not let that
  2. happen to you.
13 00:00:37.746 00:00:41.040
  1. You let this happen. And by doing so,
  2. jeopardized our entire operation.
14 00:00:41.208 00:00:43.042
  1. Darling, please.
15 00:00:43.210 00:00:46.421
  1. Don't say that.
  2. I have no idea how this Ramón Limón...
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  1. MAN [IN RUSSIAN ACCENT]:
  2. Sterling Archer.
2 00:00:4.546 00:00:7.924
  1. Code name Duchess.
3 00:00:8.592 00:00:9.634
  1. Hm.
4 00:00:9.802 00:00:16.432
  1. Known from Berlin to Bangkok
  2. as the world's most dangerous spy.
5 00:00:16.600 00:00:19.102
  1. So for us, this is... How you say?
6 00:00:20.437 00:00:22.355
  1. - A good get.
7 00:00:22.523 00:00:25.108
  1. But not so good for you, Mr. Archer.
8 00:00:25.275 00:00:28.486
  1. Because you have information
  2. that I want.
9 00:00:28.654 00:00:30.613
  1. And this may be old cliché...
10 00:00:31.156 00:00:32.323
  1. [CRACKLING]
11 00:00:32.950 00:00:36.452
  1. ...but we have ways of making you talk.
12 00:00:37.454 00:00:39.080
  1. What? Your little go-cart battery?
13 00:00:39.248 00:00:40.456
  1. Golf cart.
  2. Whatever.
14 00:00:40.624 00:00:43.334
  1. Would you pick an accent and stick with it?
  2. [IN AMERICAN ACCENT] Listen here...
15 00:00:43.502 00:00:46.754
  1. WOMAN: Son of a bitch.
  2. Now you did it.
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  1. [PIANO PLAYING]
2 00:00:3.629 00:00:5.755
  1. Malory Archer. Ho.
3 00:00:5.923 00:00:8.591
  1. You get more beautiful
  2. every time I see you.
4 00:00:8.759 00:00:10.760
  1. Oh-ho-ho, Gussy.
  2. Minx.
5 00:00:10.928 00:00:14.347
  1. You'll be the death of me yet.
  2. But if I die...
6 00:00:14.515 00:00:17.684
  1. ...let it be with the name of this
  2. dusky jewel upon my lips.
7 00:00:17.851 00:00:20.812
  1. Lord Feltchley,
  2. may I present Miss Lana Kane?
8 00:00:20.979 00:00:23.106
  1. Yes, you bloody well may.
9 00:00:23.273 00:00:25.024
  1. LANA:
  2. So nice to, uh... Wow.
10 00:00:25.192 00:00:27.735
  1. Okay, that's kidskin
  2. you're slobbering on, so...
11 00:00:27.903 00:00:29.070
  1. Okay.
12 00:00:29.238 00:00:32.407
  1. Wouldn't want to offend
  2. that boyfriend of yours, eh, wot?
13 00:00:32.574 00:00:34.617
  1. No offense taken, Your Lordship.
14 00:00:34.785 00:00:36.703
  1. Glad to hear it. Whoever you are.
15 00:00:36.870 00:00:38.788
  1. Cyril Figgis, ISIS Comptroller.
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  1. I get to go to the French Riviera
  2. on the ISIS dime to do what?
2 00:00:5.464 00:00:7.799
  1. Locate a stolen shipment
  2. of Redeye missiles...
3 00:00:7.966 00:00:12.053
  1. ...and kill the arms dealer trying
  2. to sell them, Spirodon Skorpio.
4 00:00:12.221 00:00:13.930
  1. ARCHER:
  2. Whoa, what, is diabetes busy?
5 00:00:14.098 00:00:18.184
  1. Don't underestimate Skorpio. There's
  2. a reason the bounty on him is so high.
6 00:00:18.352 00:00:21.604
  1. Like, high enough to redo my kitchen?
  2. Ugh. What did I tell you?
7 00:00:21.772 00:00:25.024
  1. That Saltillo tile is terrible
  2. for a kitchen because it's so porous.
8 00:00:25.192 00:00:28.403
  1. And Mexican whore-house-y.
  2. So I'm sure your cook feels at home.
9 00:00:28.570 00:00:31.280
  1. Hey, Pita isn't a whore.
  2. Not until you got a hold of her.
10 00:00:31.448 00:00:33.908
  1. First of all...
  2. Oh, shut up. The bounty on Skorpio...
11 00:00:34.076 00:00:37.120
  1. ...is more than enough for a new kitchen...
  2. I also have the nook...
12 00:00:37.287 00:00:41.207
  1. And the rest you can set aside
  2. for Pita's inevitable medical expenses.
13 00:00:41.375 00:00:43.626
  1. Ugh. Like, one time that happened.
14 00:00:43.794 00:00:45.962
  1. It's pretty late. Why don't you take a cab?
15 00:00:46.130 00:00:49.048
  1. [IN HEAVY MEXICAN ACCENT]
  2. Mr. Sterling? I have problem.
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  1. ANNOUNCER:
  2. All aboard, for safety and adventure!
2 00:00:7.007 00:00:9.384
  1. On the rigid airship Excelsior...
3 00:00:9.551 00:00:11.886
  1. ...where the pampered
  2. luxury of a cruise ship...
4 00:00:12.054 00:00:14.555
  1. ...meets the smoothness
  2. of modern air travel.
5 00:00:14.723 00:00:18.559
  1. Yes, when you fly Excelsior,
  2. you're flying in style!
6 00:00:18.727 00:00:20.228
  1. And safety!
  2. BOY: Safety?
7 00:00:20.396 00:00:23.231
  1. But isn't hydrogen flammable?
  2. And how, Timmy!
8 00:00:23.399 00:00:25.608
  1. That's why Excelsior is filled with safe...
9 00:00:25.776 00:00:29.237
  1. ...natural helium.
  2. Why, it's actually flame-retardant!
10 00:00:29.405 00:00:31.114
  1. Neat!
  2. And safe!
11 00:00:31.281 00:00:34.450
  1. So, whether you're enjoying
  2. Excelsior's majestic vistas...
12 00:00:34.618 00:00:37.578
  1. ...duty-free shopping,
  2. high-stakes baccarat...
13 00:00:37.746 00:00:39.455
  1. ...dancing with your lovely wife...
14 00:00:39.623 00:00:42.750
  1. ...or even a cigar after
  2. a French gourmet dinner...
15 00:00:42.918 00:00:46.421
  1. ...you'll be enjoying them in style.
  2. And safety!
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  1. Torvald Utne.
  2. ARCHER: The Olympic shot-putter?
2 00:00:4.338 00:00:6.923
  1. The chairman of the UN
  2. Intelligence Committee.
3 00:00:7.091 00:00:9.842
  1. Do you not even skim
  2. the briefings in your inbox?
4 00:00:10.010 00:00:13.388
  1. I have an inbox?
  2. Utne decides which spy agency...
5 00:00:13.555 00:00:16.432
  1. ...gets the insanely lucrative
  2. UN contract.
6 00:00:16.600 00:00:18.935
  1. And as you may or...
7 00:00:19.895 00:00:22.271
  1. - probably don't know,
  2. for six years running...
8 00:00:22.439 00:00:24.941
  1. ...the contract has
  2. gone to ODIN.
9 00:00:25.109 00:00:27.777
  1. Ugh. The Organization
  2. of Douche Bags In... In...
10 00:00:27.945 00:00:30.613
  1. Wait, I had something.
  2. Douche-baggery notwithstanding...
11 00:00:30.781 00:00:33.449
  1. Nowheresville.
  2. ...their ground floor isn't a laundromat.
12 00:00:33.617 00:00:36.744
  1. Wash-and-fold, technically.
  2. ISIS needs that UN contract.
13 00:00:36.912 00:00:40.206
  1. So I am going to woo
  2. Mr. Torvald Utne...
14 00:00:40.374 00:00:41.457
  1. Gross.
15 00:00:41.625 00:00:43.793
  1. ...with a dinner party.
  2. Tonight.

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