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In a story so bizarre...
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...I can scarcely believe
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the events I'm reporting...
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...and yet corroborated
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by a dozen eyewitnesses...
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...a white male apparently fell
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from the sky...
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...above downtown
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Los Angeles today...
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...landed in the middle
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of a busy intersection...
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...destroying one vehicle
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and hospitalizing its elderly driver...
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...and was removed from the scene...
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...before emergency personnel
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could respond.
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Without a body, the police have yet
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to piece together events of a day...
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...that can only be described
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as implausible.
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Reports of a body
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landing in the Boyle Heights area...
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...have yet to be confirmed,
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and are being treated...
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...as the bullshit they most likely are.
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You big cock English.
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