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<i>Last Man Standing is recorded in
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front of a live studio audience.</i>
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Okay, people.
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I've decided where I want to go to college.
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What's your rush, huh?
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You're just a sophomore.
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Unless you've decided on
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the Ohio State University,
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in which case, what took you so long?
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I'm not leaning toward
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the Ohio State University,
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mostly because its alumni insist on
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calling it "the" Ohio State University.
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Well, it sounds better than
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the safety school of the midwest.
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Well, I suppose you want her
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to go to your precious Michigan.
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I love Eve, but I'd rather someone go there
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that can help them with the football team.
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Michigan still has a football team?
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This is gonna be a much better
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year this year. Guys! Guys!
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We'll go to a... as much as I
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would love to be part of a rivalry
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