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NICK: That's classic Nick Miller.
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Hey look, I'm holding your hand, and what?
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WINSTON:
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Yeah, I want to go out tonight.
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Ugh, couples!
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Boo. Hiss.
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Every time you have sex
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with the same person, Jess,
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you die just a little bit.
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It's like a copy
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of a copy.
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But lucky us-- we get to go
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out looking for some strange.
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- Happy V-Day, player!
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- Holla!
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Look, Jess, truth is, I don't
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go out on Valentine's Day.
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- What?
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- There's no thrill.
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You know, all these bars filled
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with emotionally vulnerable women.
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I'm like a Dominican teenager
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playing Little League.
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It's just not fair
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for everybody else.
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It's my first single
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Valentine's Day in six years,
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