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"Oh, America"
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I wish i could tell you that
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this was still America.
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But I've come to realise that
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you can't have a country without people.
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And there are no people here
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No my friends... this is now
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"The United States Of Zombieland"
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It's amazing how quickly things
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can go from 'bad'...
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...to 'total shit-storm'.
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And why am I alive,
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when everyone around me had turned to meat?
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It's because of my list of rules.
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Rule#1 for survival in Zombieland...
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is "Cardio".
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When the virus struck,
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for obvious reasons,
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the first one to go were the fatties.
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Poor fat bastard!
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As the infection spread
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and chaos grew...
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