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[♪♪♪]
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YOUNG MAN:
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<i>Oh, America.</i>
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<i>I wish I could tell you</i>
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<i>that this was still America,</i>
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<i>but I've come to realize that you</i>
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<i>can't have a country without people.</i>
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<i>And there are no people here.</i>
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MAN:
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No! No!
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[GROWLING]
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MAN:
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Go back-- Fuck! Aah!
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<i>No, my friends.</i>
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<i>This is now</i>
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<i>the United States of Zombieland.</i>
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[BELCHES]
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<i>It's amazing how quickly things</i>
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<i>can go from bad to total shit storm.</i>
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<i>And why am I alive when everyone</i>
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<i>around me has turned to meat?</i>
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<i>It's because of my list of rules.</i>
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<i>Rule number one</i>
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<i>for surviving Zombieland: Cardio.</i>
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