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Обложка за Two and a Half Men (2003).

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Метод на въвеждане TV-серии
Жанрове comedy
Държави USA
Езици en
Продължителност 22 мин
Външни препратки omdb , wikipedia , imdb
Сезон
Обложка за епизод Pilot.
S01E01

Pilot

After Charlie's night with a girl is ruined due to Alan's interuption, Alan moves in, being kicked out of his house by his "suffocated" wife: Judith. The next day Alan brings over his son, Jake while he and Judith can talk about their marraige. While eatting, Alan finds out that Judith is a lesbian therefore their relationship ends. Charlie takes to Jake, and begins to take him shopping to meet girls and lets him play at his poker games. Upset, Alan moves in with their mother, Evelyn, taking Jake with him. Charlie now feels surprisingly empty and invites Alan and Jake to move back in, convincing Alan that all their problems in life are because of their controlling mother and that Jake would only end up being just as messed up in later life.

Обложка за епизод Big Flappy Bastards.
S01E02

Big Flappy Bastards

While spending time with Jake, Charlie finds it hard to enforce rules that Alan has set out for him. It gets to the point were Jake lures a folk of sea gulls into his room, and Charlie gets very upset. This prompts Jake to try and get Charlie to forgive him. Alan starts doing chores for Judith, in the hopes of them getting back together. During one of the tasks, Judith kisses Alan, leading him to believe that things will get back to the way they once were.

Обложка за епизод Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell.
S01E03

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

After spending a day at Disneyland, Jake gets sick and wants to go to his mothers' house, to have her take care of him. This sends Alan into a state of misery, as he realizes he's losing his wife, and son. Charlie suggests that they go drinking, and Alan agrees. After drinking the boys take a cab home, but at one point they end up at their mothers, where they try to tell her what they think of her, but fail in getting the point across.

Обложка за епизод If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap.
S01E04

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap

Charlie is very unhappy with his housekeepers' decision to quiet, after she experiences Alans demanding ways. Alan then offers to take on the role of housekeeper, but this situation doesn't work at all. So Alan decides to get the housekeeper to come back. Before Alan leaves, he puts Charlie in charge of getting Jake ready for a dinner with his mother and grandparents. Charlie also tries to get Rose to move on, and date other men. He finds both situations to be bigger challenges then he first thought.

Обложка за епизод The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump.
S01E05

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

After spending a night in Los Vegas, Charlie decides to live up to his promise that he made to Jake about attending his soccer game. During the game, Charlie sets up a play-date with an unattached mother named Kate, and they hit it off. During one of their dates, Charlie seems like he's ready for a serious relation. Alan sets up a meeting with Gloria (one of the soccer moms) to write a soccer newsletter, but Gloria has other intentions for the evening, and he has no idea. During the evening another soccer mom, Brooke, tries to move in on Gloria's plans.

Обложка за епизод Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?.
S01E06

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Charlie tries to teach Jake to avoid certain calls that Charlie doesn't want to deal with, like his mother (Evelyn) for one. Evelyn gets so frustrated with not being able to talk to Charlie, that she decides to drop in while in the neighbourhood. She invites them to dinner, to meet her new boyfriend (Tommy). When the brothers get over to their mothers house, Charlie is shocked to realize that Tommy's daughter is Olivia, one of the people he has been avoiding. Olivia tries to confront Charlie about their situation, but doesn't get the answer she wants, and throughs her drink in his face, then storms off. After a week of not being able to contact their mother, Alan gets worried about her. So the brothers decide to go to her house and see if she's okay. They find her sitting in the dark and drinking, and she informs them that Tommy dumped her for a younger women. Later the brothers get Jake to try and cheer her up.

Обложка за епизод If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake.
S01E07

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Judith gets worried when, for a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie's who is in the habit of walking around his place half naked. Then Alan gets worried about Judith after she becomes friends with the surfer girl.

Обложка за епизод Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful .
S01E08

Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.

Обложка за епизод Phase One, Complete.
S01E09

Phase One, Complete

After meeting Wendy, a one-night stand of Charlies, Jake befriends her. Charlie doesn't like this situation, as he believes Wendy is using Jake to further their relationship, and he has no intention to keep it going. It gets to the point were Wendy even starts spending time with Evelyn, and Charlie becomes desperate to get rid of Wendy. After Charlie breaks it off Jake becomes very unhappy with him, because he won't be able to see Wendy anymore. This forces Charlie to confront Jake and explain the situation as best as he can. Rose sees that Alan knows how to play scrabble, and asks him to teach her to play, he agrees. During the scrabble games the two bond, and Charlie suspects that she is using Alan to get closer to him, but doesn't pursue the issue.

Обложка за епизод Merry Thanksgiving.
S01E10

Merry Thanksgiving

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner

Обложка за епизод Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor.
S01E11

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

While at the movies, the brothers bump into Judith and her new boyfriend. Seeing that Judith has changed her look, and the fact that Jake doesn't think Alan is as cool as Judith; prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he's going to have to change his look as well.

Обложка за епизод Camel Filters   Pheromones.
S01E12

Camel Filters Pheromones

When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.

Обложка за епизод Sara Like Puny Alan .
S01E13

Sara Like Puny Alan

Charlie finally gets a chance for a double date with a hot neighbor, who is out for revenge on her cheating husband, and her sister who's a hot soap opera actress, and needs Alan to come along. The problem is that Alan gets sick from Jake, so Charlie takes them to a steam room to help Alan get rid of his flu symptoms. This backfires, as Charlie also gets sick, but he has no intentions of canceling the date.

Обложка за епизод I Can't Afford Hyenas.
S01E14

I Can't Afford Hyenas

Stan, Charlie's accountant, tries to explain Charlie's financial woes to him.

Обложка за епизод Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1).
S01E15

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie.

Обложка за епизод That Was Saliva, Alan (2) .
S01E16

That Was Saliva, Alan (2)

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

Обложка за епизод Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats.
S01E17

Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Обложка за епизод An Old Flame With a New Wick.
S01E18

An Old Flame With a New Wick

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.

Обложка за епизод I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You.
S01E19

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Judith's sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

Обложка за епизод Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark.
S01E20

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Judith believes that Jake is having a hard time dealing with his parent's divorce, after he starts annoying everyone with his non-stop guitar playing. So she suggests that they send Jake to a therapist. Alan doesn't agree at first, but after thinking about it, he believes it might not be such a bad idea.

Обложка за епизод No Sniffing, No Wowing .
S01E21

No Sniffing, No Wowing

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura.

Обложка за епизод My Doctor has a Cow Puppet.
S01E22

My Doctor has a Cow Puppet

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees his therapist.

Обложка за епизод Just Like Buffalo.
S01E23

Just Like Buffalo

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

Обложка за епизод Can You Feel My Finger? .
S01E24

Can You Feel My Finger?

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Обложка за епизод Back Off Mary Poppins.
S02E01

Back Off Mary Poppins

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

Обложка за епизод Enjoy Those Garlic Balls.
S02E02

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

Обложка за епизод A Bag Full of Jawea.
S02E03

A Bag Full of Jawea

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.

Обложка за епизод Go Get Mommy's Bra.
S02E04

Go Get Mommy's Bra

Jake is very impressed and can't stop talking about his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which annoys Alan. While Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help her impress a Saudi prince, because she wants to sell him real estate. When Charlie gets his car back, he discovers his mother's bra in the backseat. When he finds out why it's there he decides to trade in his car.

Обложка за епизод Bad News from the Clinic.
S02E05

Bad News from the Clinic

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.

Обложка за епизод The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance .
S02E06

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

Обложка за епизод A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana .
S02E07

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

Обложка за епизод Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers .
S02E08

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Charlie to try and talk him out of it, and he even gets help from the brothers' mother.

Обложка за епизод Yes, Monsignor.
S02E09

Yes, Monsignor

When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa. He finds out that she broke up with her husband, and now has a child. Now he must try to convince Lisa that he's okay with her having a child. While Jake tries to justify to his father why he isn't doing so well in school.

Обложка за епизод The Salmon Under My Sweater.
S02E10

The Salmon Under My Sweater

Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan. While Alan finds out more about Rose (including how smart she is), when he spends more time with her.

Обложка за епизод Last Chance to See Those Tattoos.
S02E11

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up, but it's harder than it looks when all the women take the apology better than expected.

Обложка за епизод A Lungful of Alan .
S02E12

A Lungful of Alan

Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.

Обложка за епизод Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair.
S02E13

Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair

After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damage and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlie's permission. Charlie isn't happy with this, but accepts it. Alan becomes jealous when Judith goes on a date, and asks Charlie to find him a date, so that he can show Judith that he dates as well.

Обложка за епизод Those Big Pink Things with Coconut.
S02E14

Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get their attention she ends up in the hospital. When Alan and Charlie show up at the hospital they aren't sure if she's faking, and try to call her bluff.

Обложка за епизод Smell the Umbrella Stand .
S02E15

Smell the Umbrella Stand

Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it Charlie suggests they go to Los Vegas.

Обложка за епизод Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? .
S02E16

Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because their auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.

Обложка за епизод Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!.
S02E17

Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the Hospital. While there Charlie can't stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. The only problem is that he has a history with her that he can't remember. Berta is feed up with Jake's inability to use the bathroom properly, so she decides to make him clean it until he learns.

Обложка за епизод It Was Mame, Mom.
S02E18

It Was Mame, Mom

Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela, and tries to sleep with her without Eric finding out.

Обложка за епизод A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise.
S02E19

A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise

After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. While there Alan shows an interest in Sherri, and decides to ask her out. The problem is that Alan can't get over Sherri's relationship with Charlie.

Обложка за епизод I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey.
S02E20

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings, when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

Обложка за епизод A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On.
S02E21

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a "dead guy". Charlie is excited by the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is just happy to pay his respects to Harry.

Обложка за епизод That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother .
S02E22

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Evelyn buys Alan a new Sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a blind, double date with her, her new beau and his daughter. At the restaurant, Alan learns that his mother and boyfriend will not be able to join them because there was a mixup between his heart medication and Viagra and she didn't want to "waste it". As a result, Alan is left to deal with the daughter, who is on a weekend pass from a rehab center and still has some loose screws. Alan eventually gets her back to the beach house only to have her drive off in his new sports car and become the object of a televised high-speed car chase.

Обложка за епизод Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab.
S02E23

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

When Evelyn learns that Jake spent his entire spring break with his grandparents, she pressures Alen into letting Jake stay with her for the night. Conserned that Evelyn will destroy Jake the way she destroyed their lives, Alen and Charlie grudgingly drop a resentful Jake off at her home and quickly flee to Charlie's favourite bar. There, amidst a group of sexy women, Alan easily gets his mind off of his son's miserable circumstance.

Обложка за епизод Does This Smell Funny to You?.
S02E24

Does This Smell Funny to You?

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.

Обложка за епизод Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts.
S03E01

Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie’s help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie’s social life.

Обложка за епизод Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover.
S03E02

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.

Обложка за епизод Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark.
S03E03

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Charlie finds out that Alan hasn't been dating other women, but infact has been seeing is ex-wife. To keep Jake from finding out, Alan tells Charlie not to tell him because he doesn't want Jake to get his hopes up. Charlie then tries everything he can to convice Alan to come to his senses because he knows it will only end bad for him. But later he tells Rose that if Alan gets back together with his ex-wife, he won't get to see Jake as much. Meanwhile, Alan takes a book back for jake but while at the house Judith offers Alan to join her for a drink in the hot-tub, but it doesn't go so well when Jake keeps interrupting. They then take it to the bedroom, but as usual, Alan screws things up for himself.

Обложка за епизод Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs.
S03E04

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them.

Обложка за епизод We Called It Mr. Pinky.
S03E05

We Called It Mr. Pinky

Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship because of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.

Обложка за епизод Hi, Mr. Horned One.
S03E06

Hi, Mr. Horned One

Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Обложка за епизод Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop .
S03E07

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father (Martin Sheen), comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.

Обложка за епизод That Voodoo That I Do Do.
S03E08

That Voodoo That I Do Do

Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.

Обложка за епизод Madame and Her Special Friend.
S03E09

Madame and Her Special Friend

One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.

Обложка за епизод Something Salted and Twisted.
S03E10

Something Salted and Twisted

Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.

Обложка за епизод Santa's Village of the Damned .
S03E11

Santa's Village of the Damned

Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

Обложка за епизод That Special Tug.
S03E12

That Special Tug

Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.

Обложка за епизод Humiliation is a Visual Medium.
S03E13

Humiliation is a Visual Medium

Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.

Обложка за епизод Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded.
S03E14

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan's dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

Обложка за епизод My Tongue is Meat.
S03E15

My Tongue is Meat

Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.

Обложка за епизод Ergo, The Booty Call.
S03E16

Ergo, The Booty Call

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

Обложка за епизод The Unfortunate Little Schnauser.
S03E17

The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.

Обложка за епизод The Spit-Covered Cobbler.
S03E18

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check.

Обложка за епизод Golly Moses, She's A Muffin.
S03E19

Golly Moses, She's A Muffin

Tension begins to grow when Kandi moves in with Alan.

Обложка за епизод Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro.
S03E20

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Обложка за епизод And the Plot Moistens.
S03E21

And the Plot Moistens

Обложка за епизод Just Once with Aunt Sophie.
S03E22

Just Once with Aunt Sophie

Обложка за епизод Arguments for the Quickie.
S03E23

Arguments for the Quickie

Обложка за епизод That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite.
S03E24

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Обложка за епизод Working for Caligula.
S04E01

Working for Caligula

Now that newlywed Alan has moved out, Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle. In the wake of his second divorce, Alan melts down. Charlie, family and friends are no help.

Обложка за епизод Who's Vod Kanockers.
S04E02

Who's Vod Kanockers

Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he broke up with Mia, and a famous neighbor causes problems. Alan feels guilty when he learns that Charlie and Mia didn't tie the knot because she had wanted him and Jake to move out. Meanwhile, Charlie and his rock star neighbor don't get along.

Обложка за епизод The Sea is a Harsh Mistress.
S04E03

The Sea is a Harsh Mistress

After nearly drowning, Charlie is convinced he saw his late father. Charlie attempts surfing in order to impress a beautiful girl -- with disastrous results. He later tells Alan that when his life was hanging in the balance, their deceased father came to him and made a request that Charlie's loath to fulfill.

Обложка за епизод Hey, That's My Kimono.
S04E04

Hey, That's My Kimono

Alan and Kandi become embroiled in an unconventional custody battle. Alan is determined to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog after she walks away from their split with both the condo and the car. Having also lost everything to Judith following their divorce, Alan decides to hire the best lawyer he knows -- hers.

Обложка за епизод A Live Woman of Proven Fertility.
S04E05

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Alan and Charlie bond with Judith's new fianc in an effort to improve his relationship with Jake. Alan is overjoyed that he'll no longer owe Judith alimony when she marries Herb. When their marriage plans are threatened due to Jake's disdain for his soon-to-be stepfather, Alan enlists Charlie's help to keep Herb from getting cold feet.

Обложка за епизод Apologies for the Frivolity.
S04E06

Apologies for the Frivolity

Charlie cannot see that he's dating a younger version of his mother. Though Charlie despises his sharp tongued, passive aggressive mother, he's strangely attracted to Lydia, an attractive, blonde high-end real estate agent -- just like his mother. Unfortunately, the similarities don't end there, and the relationship begins to seem a little too familiar for comfort.

Обложка за епизод Repeated Blows To His Unformed Head.
S04E07

Repeated Blows To His Unformed Head

Обложка за епизод Corey's Been Dead for an Hour.
S04E09

Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

Обложка за епизод Kissing Abraham Lincoln.
S04E10

Kissing Abraham Lincoln

Обложка за епизод Walnuts and Demerol.
S04E11

Walnuts and Demerol

Обложка за епизод Castrating Sheep in Montana.
S04E12

Castrating Sheep in Montana

Обложка за епизод Don't Worry, Speed Racer.
S04E13

Don't Worry, Speed Racer

Обложка за епизод That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami.
S04E14

That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Обложка за епизод Young People Have Phlegm Too.
S04E16

Young People Have Phlegm Too

Обложка за епизод I Merely Slept with a Commie.
S04E17

I Merely Slept with a Commie

Обложка за епизод It Never Rains in Hooterville.
S04E18

It Never Rains in Hooterville

Обложка за епизод Smooth as a Ken Doll.
S04E19

Smooth as a Ken Doll

Обложка за епизод Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot.
S04E20

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

Обложка за епизод Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous.
S04E21

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Обложка за епизод Mr. McGlue's Feedbag.
S04E22

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Обложка за епизод Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin.
S04E23

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin

Обложка за епизод Prostitutes and Gelato.
S04E24

Prostitutes and Gelato

Обложка за епизод Large Birds, Spiders and Mom.
S05E01

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Обложка за епизод Media Room Slash Dungeon.
S05E02

Media Room Slash Dungeon

Обложка за епизод Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo.
S05E03

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Обложка за епизод City of Great Racks.
S05E04

City of Great Racks

Обложка за епизод Putting Swim Fins on a Cat.
S05E05

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Обложка за епизод Help Daddy Find His Toenail.
S05E06

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Обложка за епизод The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room.
S05E07

The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room

Обложка за епизод Is There a Mrs. Waffles?.
S05E08

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Обложка за епизод Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids (f.k.a. Does This Look Pink To You?).
S05E09

Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids (f.k.a. Does This Look Pink To You?)

Обложка за епизод Almost Like Necrophilia.
S05E10

Almost Like Necrophilia

Обложка за епизод Meander to Your Dander.
S05E11

Meander to Your Dander

Обложка за епизод A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh.
S05E12

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Обложка за епизод Rough Night in Hump Junction.
S05E15

Rough Night in Hump Junction

Обложка за епизод Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty.
S05E16

Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Обложка за епизод If My Hole Could Talk.
S05E18

If My Hole Could Talk

Обложка за епизод Waiting for the Right Snapper.
S05E19

Waiting for the Right Snapper

Обложка за епизод Taterhead Is Our Love Child.
S06E01

Taterhead Is Our Love Child

Charlie encounters an ex whose son looks an awful lot like him.

Обложка за епизод Pie Hole, Herb.
S06E02

Pie Hole, Herb

Alan lends Charlie money and crosses a line in his attempts to get it back.

Обложка за епизод Damn You, Eggs Benedict.
S06E03

Damn You, Eggs Benedict

Charlie tries cooking, Alan tries dating two women at the same time and Jake tries beer.

Обложка за епизод The Flavin' and the Mavin'.
S06E04

The Flavin' and the Mavin'

Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist as Alan anxiously awaits disaster.

Обложка за епизод A Jock Strap in Hell.
S06E05

A Jock Strap in Hell

The guys bump into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie. Charlie tries to help her out by giving her a room and a job, but things spiral out of control.

Обложка за епизод It's Always Nazi Week.
S06E06

It's Always Nazi Week

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.

Обложка за епизод Best H.O. Money Can Buy.
S06E07

Best H.O. Money Can Buy

lan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.

Обложка за епизод Pinocchio's Mouth.
S06E08

Pinocchio's Mouth

Charlie's new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake.

Обложка за епизод The Mooch At The Boo.
S06E09

The Mooch At The Boo

Jake disappears with the daughter of Charlie's neighbor, a former NFL player, and Charlie is left to cover his back. Meanwhile, Alan scores a hot date with the help of Charlie's Mercedes.

Обложка за епизод He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited.
S06E10

He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, leaving Alan to wonder if he ever needs to work again.

Обложка за епизод Thank God for Scoliosis.
S06E12

Thank God for Scoliosis

Обложка за епизод I Think You Offended Don.
S06E13

I Think You Offended Don

Обложка за епизод David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie.
S06E14

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

Обложка за епизод I'd Like to Start With the Cat.
S06E15

I'd Like to Start With the Cat

Обложка за епизод She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime.
S06E16

She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime

Обложка за епизод The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?.
S06E17

The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?

Обложка за епизод My Son's Enormous Head.
S06E18

My Son's Enormous Head

Обложка за епизод The Two Finger Rule.
S06E19

The Two Finger Rule

None

Обложка за епизод Hello, I am Alan Cousteau.
S06E20

Hello, I am Alan Cousteau

Обложка за епизод Above Exalted Cyclops.
S06E21

Above Exalted Cyclops

Обложка за епизод Sir Lancelot's Litter Box.
S06E22

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

Обложка за епизод Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth.
S06E23

Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth

Обложка за епизод Baseball Was Better with Steroids.
S06E24

Baseball Was Better with Steroids

Обложка за епизод 818-jklpuzo.
S07E01

818-jklpuzo

Charlie must decide between his fiance, Chelsea, and his old flame, Mia.

Обложка за епизод Whipped Unto the Third Generation.
S07E02

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

When Charlie's fiance, Chelsea, convinces him to let Melissa, Alan's girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house

Обложка за епизод Mmm, Fish. Yum..
S07E03

Mmm, Fish. Yum.

Alan plays nursemaid to Judith's baby and her tipsy mother. Meanwhile, Jake blackmails Charlie with an incriminating photo

Обложка за епизод Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator.
S07E04

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn, and Charlie is forced to mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship

Обложка за епизод For the Sake of the Child.
S07E05

For the Sake of the Child

Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public

Обложка за епизод Give Me Your Thumb.
S07E06

Give Me Your Thumb

None

Обложка за епизод Untainted by Filth.
S07E07

Untainted by Filth

Обложка за епизод Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle..
S07E08

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Обложка за епизод Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair.
S07E09

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Обложка за епизод That's Why They Call It Ball Room.
S07E10

That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Обложка за епизод Warning, It's Dirty.
S07E11

Warning, It's Dirty

Обложка за епизод Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste.
S07E12

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Обложка за епизод Crude and Uncalled For.
S07E14

Crude and Uncalled For

Обложка за епизод Tinkle Like a Princess.
S07E16

Tinkle Like a Princess

Обложка за епизод I Found Your Moustache.
S07E17

I Found Your Moustache

Обложка за епизод Ixnay on the Oggie Day.
S07E18

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Обложка за епизод Keith Moon Is Vomiting in his Grave.
S07E19

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in his Grave

Обложка за епизод I Called Him Magoo.
S07E20

I Called Him Magoo

Обложка за епизод Gumby with a Pokey.
S07E21

Gumby with a Pokey

Обложка за епизод This Is Not Gonna End Well.
S07E22

This Is Not Gonna End Well

Обложка за епизод Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud.
S08E01

Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Обложка за епизод A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer.
S08E02

A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

Обложка за епизод A Pudding-Filled Cactus.
S08E03

A Pudding-Filled Cactus

Обложка за епизод Hookers, Hookers, Hookers.
S08E04

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Обложка за епизод The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel.
S08E05

The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Обложка за епизод Twanging Your Magic Clanger.
S08E06

Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Обложка за епизод The Crazy Bitch Gazette.
S08E07

The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Обложка за епизод Springtime on a Stick.
S08E08

Springtime on a Stick

Обложка за епизод A Good Time in Central Africa.
S08E09

A Good Time in Central Africa

Обложка за епизод Ow, Ow, Don't Stop.
S08E10

Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

Обложка за епизод Dead from the Waist Down.
S08E11

Dead from the Waist Down

Обложка за епизод Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead.
S08E12

Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

Обложка за епизод Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup.
S08E13

Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

Обложка за епизод Lookin' for Japanese Subs.
S08E14

Lookin' for Japanese Subs

Обложка за епизод Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak.
S08E15

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

Обложка за епизод Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt.
S09E01

Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

Following Charlie's funeral, Alan meets Internet entrepreneur Walden Schmidt.

Обложка за епизод  People Who Love Peepholes.
S09E02

People Who Love Peepholes

Обложка за епизод Big Girls Don't Throw Food.
S09E03

Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Обложка за епизод Nine Magic Fingers.
S09E04

Nine Magic Fingers

Обложка за епизод A Giant Cat Holding Churro.
S09E05

A Giant Cat Holding Churro

Обложка за епизод The Squat and the Hover.
S09E06

The Squat and the Hover

Обложка за епизод Those Fancy Japanese Toilets.
S09E07

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Обложка за епизод Thanks for the Intercourse.
S09E08

Thanks for the Intercourse

Обложка за епизод  A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes.
S09E10

A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Обложка за епизод What a Lovely Landing Strip.
S09E11

What a Lovely Landing Strip

Обложка за епизод One False Move, Zimbabwe!.
S09E12

One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Обложка за епизод Slowly and in a Circular Fashion.
S09E13

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Обложка за епизод The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack.
S09E15

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Обложка за епизод Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy.
S09E16

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

Обложка за епизод The War Against Gingivitis.
S09E18

The War Against Gingivitis

Обложка за епизод Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'.
S09E21

Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

Обложка за епизод Why We Gave Up Women.
S09E22

Why We Gave Up Women

Обложка за епизод The Straw In My Donut Hole.
S09E23

The Straw In My Donut Hole

Обложка за епизод Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!.
S09E24

Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Обложка за епизод I Changed My Mind About the Milk.
S10E01

I Changed My Mind About the Milk

Обложка за епизод Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt.
S10E03

Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

Обложка за епизод You Know What the Lollipop Is For.
S10E04

You Know What the Lollipop Is For

Обложка за епизод That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam.
S10E05

That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

Обложка за епизод Avoid the Chinese Mustard.
S10E07

Avoid the Chinese Mustard

Обложка за епизод Something My Gynecologist Said.
S10E08

Something My Gynecologist Said

Обложка за епизод Give Santa a Tail-Hole.
S10E11

Give Santa a Tail-Hole

Обложка за епизод Welcome to Alancrest.
S10E12

Welcome to Alancrest

Обложка за епизод Grab A Feather And Get In Line.
S10E13

Grab A Feather And Get In Line

Обложка за епизод Run Steven Staven! Run!.
S10E14

Run Steven Staven! Run!

Обложка за епизод Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It.
S10E15

Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

Обложка за епизод Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby.
S10E16

Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

Обложка за епизод Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries.
S10E17

Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

Обложка за епизод The 9:04 From Pemberton.
S10E18

The 9:04 From Pemberton

Обложка за епизод Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon.
S10E19

Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon

Обложка за епизод Bazinga! That's From a TV Show.
S10E20

Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

Обложка за епизод Another Night With Neil Diamond.
S10E21

Another Night With Neil Diamond

Обложка за епизод My Bodacious Vidalia.
S10E22

My Bodacious Vidalia

Обложка за епизод Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped.
S10E23

Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

Обложка за епизод I Think I Banged Lucille Ball.
S11E02

I Think I Banged Lucille Ball