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Poster for Weeds (2005).


Entry type TV Serier
Genres comedy, drama
Countries USA
Sprog en
Duration 30 min
External links wikipedia , imdb , omdb
Poster for episode You Can't Miss the Bear.

You Can't Miss the Bear

In the series debut, housewife Nancy Botwin struggles to deal with the sudden death of her husband, while her best friend and neighbor Celia Hodes learns a devastating secret when she tries to catch her daughter in the act with Nancy's son.

Poster for episode Free Goat.

Free Goat

As Celia deals with the other woman in her marriage, Nancy contemplates creating an enterprise to solve the cash-only financial issues caused by her drug dealing. Silas has to come to terms with his girlfriend's sudden departure, while Shane tries to come to terms with missing his Dad.

Poster for episode Good Sh#t Lollipop.

Good Sh#t Lollipop

A mountain lion is on the prowl in Agrestic, but it's the medical marijuana facility that is causing the most havoc in Nancy's life. Faced with the dilemma of having to compete, Nancy has to get cooking. Silas makes a move on Megan causing him some colorful problems of his own and Celia and Isabel's war over weight issues gets dirty.

Poster for episode Fashion of the Christ.

Fashion of the Christ

Nancy gets a rude awakening when her brother-in-law Andy comes for a surprise visit. Doug has an idea for a location for the faux bakery, which Nancy may need more than ever with Andy in the way. While Andy wrecks havoc in the Botwin's lives, Nancy is introduced to "The Candy Man" in order to help meet her customer's needs, and Celia drops a bomb.

Poster for episode Lude Awakening.

Lude Awakening

Nancy gets a reality check about what a life of crime can entail. Andy acts like a fool and gets arrested. Celia tries alternative methods to deal with her breast cancer. She also steps out of her box and bonds with children. Shane gets in trouble at school. Again.

Poster for episode Dead in the Nethers.

Dead in the Nethers

Nancy attempts to play around in an effort to relieve some stress. Nancy, Celia, and Conrad go out to a club where Celia and Conrad "snuggle up." Meanwhile Andy meets a woman who he lies to like he would anyone else and Lupita starts investigating so that she can gain the upper hand in her employee/employer relationship.

Poster for episode Higher Education.

Higher Education

Nancy hires an employee, and becomes known to a rival in the process. Shane makes a new friend, and Andy gets to know the new friend's mother. Celia's mother comes to visit after Celia's surgery.

Poster for episode The Punishment Light.

The Punishment Light

Uncle Andy acts foolish at a ceremony for Judah. Shane gets in trouble again. Celia and Dean duke it out. Nancy finds out who it is that has been "delivering" pennies onto her car and fountain and she deals with them. Andy and Doug team up to bring more trouble into Nancy's home while trying to flush out the infestation of a rat. Nancy turns down an interested single father. And yet again Uncle Andy exposes too much of himself.

Poster for episode The Punishment Lighter.

The Punishment Lighter

Nancy gets busted and Heylia teaches her about a $14,000 lesson. Doug and Celia make kitchen talk. The kids have daddy problems during diversity week. Breadsticks and Scones, Nancy's bakery, opens and doesn't start off so well. And Celia retakes the PTA by way of a technicality.

Poster for episode The Godmother.

The Godmother

Isabelle experiments, Andy gets drafted, Peter may not be who Nancy thinks he is, Silas gets high, and Nancy cuts out the middleman.

Poster for episode Corn Snake.

Corn Snake

After repeatedly having her suggestions ignored by the likes of Doug Wilson and having an eye-opening car accident Celia decides to run for city council. Nancy tries to break things off with Peter because her life is currently too illegal to be dating the DEA. Things gets even more hectic when Sanjay screws up at the bakery. Andy is still trying to get into a Rabbinical school so that he doesn't get shipped off to Iraq.

Poster for episode Cooking With Jesus.

Cooking With Jesus

Nancy does her best to cope with the loss of Conrad's help, who runs into some trouble while venturing out on his own. Andy is still trying to get into rabbinical school by writing an essay on what being Jewish means to him. And Silas deals with Megan's acceptance to Princeton in his own unique way.

Poster for episode Last Tango in Agrestic.

Last Tango in Agrestic

While Nancy is trying to figure out what do with Peter, she comes home to problems of plumbing that are related to Shane and his arrival into puberty. Celia enrolls Isabelle in boot camp and ends up getting sucked into it herself. Heylia is interested in a Nation of Islam member and his bean pies.

Poster for episode A.K.A. The Plant.

A.K.A. The Plant

Nancy takes on an alias to help Conrad set up the grow house. Isabelle gets approached to be a model. Interesting things happen to Celia while she's on the campaign trail. Shane makes an attempt to fit in at his school. Andy takes Shane to a massage parlor. Shane gets a surprise and Silas has one as well.

Poster for episode Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood.

Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood

Isabelle is auditioning for the Huskeroo ads afterall. Once Celia sees that Isabelle has an opportunity to go national she may change her mind about Isabelle's involvement. Celia is still campaigning and is starting to wonder what Nancy does during all of her "free time" as a widowed housewife. Conrad lays out the details of the operations of their Armenian neighbors and Nancy comes up with a plan. Silas may have more to deal with than a baby on the way. Shane finally starts to fit in at school. Heylia prepares for her first date with Joseph.

Poster for episode Crush Girl Love Panic.

Crush Girl Love Panic

Conrad is beginning to grow suspicious of Nancy's actions after the bust on the other grow houses in the neighborhood. Shane joins the debate team at school. Celia gets in the way when Isabelle goes to shoot her Huskeroos commercial. Isabelle talks to Doug about something she doesn't want her mother to know about. Nancy has a surprise for the men in her life.

Poster for episode Must Find Toes.

Must Find Toes

It's election day and the votes are being cast by friend and foe alike. Andy loses some of his toes at the grow house. Nancy tries to make peace with Conrad. She also has to deal with Shane's romance problems and Silas' lack of responsibility. Celia is having problems with her marriage, and Dean's negligence has consequences.

Poster for episode MILF Money.

MILF Money

Conrad and Nancy take their product to be tested in the market. They run into some upscale clients on the way. Celia tries to get Dean to help her with a speech that she must give in front of some kids as the new City Councilwoman. Celia wants to close a dog park. Nancy goes to invest some of her cash in jewelry. Heylia finds out that Nancy and Conrad are working together on their own separate venture and she lets them know that she knows.

Poster for episode Bash.


Peter makes a visit to Heylia's house with some of his DEA friends. Nancy and Conrad install a safe in the grow house. Doug tries to ruin Celia's new job by showing her up at a City Council meeting. Silas and Shane celebrate their dad's birthday.

Poster for episode Mile Deep and a Foot Wide.

Mile Deep and a Foot Wide

Heylia treats Nancy like the trash that she thinks she is. Peter's captain looks over his notes on the DEA bust. Celia and Doug's relationship hasn't changed since last week. Andy's ex-girlfriend, Kat, shows up.

Poster for episode Yeah, Just Like Tomatoes.

Yeah, Just Like Tomatoes

Peter isn't happy about the nickname "Agent Wonderbread" and he lets Nancy and Conrad know so with a convincing threat. Nancy looks to other people in the business for help. Kat's got a secret and Shane's girlfriend doesn't like her. Heylia has a plan.

Poster for episode Pittsburgh.


Nancy is having one of the worst and busiest days of her life. One of her sons is missing. Shane's graduation and the deal with U-Turn make her feel like she needs to be in two places at once even though she really doesn't feel like being in either of them. Heylia's plan is put into action. Nancy tries to deal with Conrad's kiss, Celia's madness, and Kat's craziness. Everything comes to a head when the deal goes wrong.

Poster for episode Doing the Backstroke.

Doing the Backstroke

Celia gets Silas to make a confession and he gets arrested. Nancy goes in search of both of her sons while trying not to get shot by either U-Turn or the Armenians. Dean and Doug have a talk about their marriages. Andy gets punched in the face.

Poster for episode A Pool and His Money.

A Pool and His Money

Sanjay has a new experience. Nancy gets bruised. Conrad won't do what U-Turn wants him to. Lupita still won't follow orders. Heylia's out to handle a few things. The Amber Alert is still out on Shane. Andy gets in trouble with a couple who make him for a child molester. Silas gets to talk to Shane. Celia is still having problems with her husband and daughter. Doug begs Celia to forgive him.

Poster for episode The Brick Dance.

The Brick Dance

Conrad and Heylia find a new grow house. Celia attempts to bond with Isabelle to get custody. In the meantime, U-Turn forces Nancy to run a dangerous errand and Nancy debates with Silas, Shane, Andy and Lupita how to pay off her debt to U-Turn.

Poster for episode Sh*t Highway.

Sh*t Highway

The DEA continues to probe Nancy's life to figure out what happened to Peter. Shane helps Nancy get a job. Someone asks the city council for a favor on behalf of Majestic. Conrad and Heylia set up their new grow house. Silas runs into Pam while performing his community service.

Poster for episode Bill Sussman.

Bill Sussman

After going AWOL from the military Andy turns up in camouflage. The city council works with Sullivan. Shane goes to summer school in Majestic. Nancy's involvement with U-Turn becomes more entrenched and Silas has business ideas. Sullivan asks Nancy to hold a cocktail party.

Poster for episode Grasshopper.


Silas makes a new friend; Nancy's conflict with Conrad and Heylia comes to a head; and Nancy finds herself charged with the task of making peace between Agrestic and Majestic.

Poster for episode He Taught Me How To Drive By.

He Taught Me How To Drive By

With U-Turn's timely demise Nancy and Conrad check the status on their debts and then they check in with each other. Someone is pregnant and they are keeping it. Doug continues to try to sabotage Celia and Celia continues to sabotage Nancy. Nancy celebrates something. Silas begins spending more time with Tara.

Poster for episode The Two Mrs. Scottsons.

The Two Mrs. Scottsons

Celia and Sullivan step up their relationship. Andy gets more involved in a different business. Silas and Tara begin working together. Shane and Isabelle spend time together. Nancy meets Peter's other ex-wife, Valerie.

Poster for episode Release the Hounds.

Release the Hounds

Doug and Sullivan fight over a golf membership and Doug gets some revenge. Nancy spends time with Valerie, who considers her an "insane stalker person". Conrad and Silas spend time together. Dean is injured and hospitalized. Tara tries to get deeper into Nancy's business.

Poster for episode Roy Till Called.

Roy Till Called

Nancy's up and running again until someone betrays her and sends in the DEA. Celia spends more time with Dean. Doug has ethics decisions to make.

Poster for episode Cankles.


Silas discovers something about Tara. The Majestic and Agrestic merger leaves some people without jobs. Shane installs a security system. Nancy discovers she's being tailed.

Poster for episode The Dark Time.

The Dark Time

Andy and Dean play murderball. Nancy ponders a new venture while Heylia and Conrad must abandon theirs. Doug sinks to an all-time low.

Poster for episode Risk.


Nancy tries out a new source but it doesn't go so well. Conrad and Nancy are having some good interplay. Heylia and Vaneeta like the new neighborhood. Celia is angry.

Poster for episode Protection.


Silas gets injured and Shane shows signs of mental instability when he starts talking to his dead father. However, Nancy must also deal with the biker gang threat. In the meantime, Doug's war with Sullivan goes on, and Heylia teaches Celia about the drug business.

Poster for episode Go.


As the wildfire approaches, everyone must evacuate. Nancy tells her family to pack up, while Conrad and Heylia must say goodbye to the growhouse. The authorities question Sullivan and Celia, while Shane continues to ask Nancy about Pittsburgh. As Andy deals at the evacuation center, Silas realizes the truth about Tara.

Poster for episode Mother Thinks the Birds Are After Her.

Mother Thinks the Birds Are After Her

Nancy has relocated to the border in search of a new life but she soon finds her past to be inescapable. Both problems and people follow her on her journey, but some have finally been left behind.

Poster for episode Lady's a Charm.

Lady's a Charm

Nancy runs her first courier job for Guillermo across the border, but it doesn't go as planned. Meanwhile, Celia lives trough a tough time in prison, and Andy and his father Lenny face a confrontation on their family history.

Poster for episode The Whole Blah Damn Thing.

The Whole Blah Damn Thing

Nancy successfully completes her first job as drug courier across the border. In the meantime, Celia closes a deal with Captain Till to get out of prison and Andy tries to fulfill his grandmother's death wish. However, Andy has to convince his family, especially his father Lenny, first.

Poster for episode The Three Coolers.

The Three Coolers

When Doug's work in Agrestic is investigated, he abdicates from responsibility and takes refuge in Ren Mar where the Botwins sit shiva after Bubbie's death. After the week of mourning, Lenny decides to sell the house and Nancy and Andy run another errand for Guillermo.

Poster for episode No Man is Pudding.

No Man is Pudding

Left behind in the desert by Nancy, Andy joins a group of immigrants to get back home while Nancy has to save Celia who's spy job for Captain Till got her into trouble. In the meantime, Silas and Shane battle with bees.

Poster for episode Excellent Treasures.

Excellent Treasures

Nancy discovers something she shouldn't when she follows the tunnel in the back of the maternity shop. In the meantime, Isabelle moves to Celia when her father accepts a new job, Doug falls in love with a Mexican beauty he faces at the beach, and Silas flirts with Lisa.

Poster for episode Yes I Can.

Yes I Can

Nancy speaks to her boss Esteban when Guillermo denies her cut of incoming pot. Meanwhile, Celia discovers cheap pharmaceuticals and Silas' relationship with Lisa deepens. Andy and Doug work on their human smuggling operation.

Poster for episode I Am the Table.

I Am the Table

Nancy gets a deeper insight of Esteban when their date is forcibly interrupted. Lisa learns about Silas' pot growing activity, while Andy and Doug successfully smuggle illegal immigrants across the border. Celia's discovery of cheap pharmaceutical leads to an addiction.

Poster for episode Little Boats.

Little Boats

Despite their busy schedules, Nancy and Esteban try to find some time for each other. After finding out about Shane's fantasies and Silas's new and much older girlfriend, Nancy also has to talk to both of her sons. With their relationship going on, Lisa and Silas add some special offerings to her cheese shop.

Poster for episode The Love Circle Overlap.

The Love Circle Overlap

Nancy is shocked when she discovers another purpose of Esteban's tunnel. Celia's worried family intervenes and she is forced into rehab. Andy finds Doug's Mexican beauty Maria and brings her across the border. At home, Shane spends some time with his two new girlfriends.

Poster for episode Head Cheese.

Head Cheese

Nancy find's parenting increasingly more difficult, Celia's rehab spirals downhill rapidly. Doug finds winning Maria's affections far more difficult than expected. Cheese sandwiches win the day but when the true nature of the tunnel is discovered Nancy is left with narrowing options, Roy Till is called.

Poster for episode Till We Meet Again.

Till We Meet Again

Nancy decides to inform the DEA about the tunnel when she can't take the activities going on anymore. Celia works on her rehabilitation and make amends with her family. Andy falls for Maria and confesses to Doug.

Poster for episode If You Work for a Living, Why Do You Kill Yourself Working?.

If You Work for a Living, Why Do You Kill Yourself Working?

After the tunnel bust, Nancy has to explain her involvement to Esteban. Celia starts looking for her daughter Quinn deep in Mexico, in order to make amends with her. Silas meets Lisa's ex-husband and Doug finds reason to stay alive.

Poster for episode Wonderful Wonderful.

Wonderful Wonderful

In the fifth-season premiere, Nancy ponders her fate and her relationship with Mexican crime boss Esteban (Demian Bichir); Celia's daughter discovers there's not much interest - or money - in holding her mother hostage; Andy, Doug and Silas contemplate a partnership in their own little weed business.

Poster for episode Machetes Up Top.

Machetes Up Top

Nancy pays the imprisoned Guillermo a secret visit and Shane leaves to live with Nancy's sister. In the meantime, Silas and Doug have difficulties growing pot in a national forest.

Poster for episode Su-Su-Sucio.


Nancy gets a surprise visit from Jill; Nancy's bodyguard goes missing; Celia's micromanaging gets her sent back to the U.S.; Silas and Doug seek law enforcement approval.

Poster for episode Super Lucky Happy.

Super Lucky Happy

Rogue DEA agent Roy Till decides to arrest Nancy; Celia returns from Mexico and takes residence in Nancy's garage; Andy uncovers an old bank account of his brother's and tries to come up with a way to gain access to it; Silas and Doug seek a lease for their medical-marijuana dispensary and use their new law-enforcement connection to lean on a potential landlord.

Poster for episode Van Nuys.

Van Nuys

Nancy visits her obstetrician Dr. Audra Kitson (Alanis Morissette) to discuss the possibility of aborting the baby. Meanwhile, Shane goes to get his pot back from Mr. Sandusky with the help of Ignacio and Isabelle. Andy takes bank teller Margaret on a date pretending to be Judah to get access to the bank account, while Silas and Doug visit a pot agent named 'The Wizard' to supply their marijuana dispensary.

Poster for episode A Modest Proposal.

A Modest Proposal

It's six months since we last saw everyone and Nancy is in full bloom. Esteban proposes, and all seems right with the world until Nancy discovers there's another woman in Esteban's life. Andy, meanwhile, has gone on a spending spree and let himself go. Now he must come to terms with the new order of things. Celia, unhappy in her job at the mall, discovers an opportunity in the world of cosmetics. Shane spends an eye-opening day with Ignacio. Silas and Doug's medical marijuana dispensary is in full operation. But Deputy C.P. Jones continues his meddling ways.

Poster for episode Where the Sidewalk Ends.

Where the Sidewalk Ends

Nancy learns the identity of the other woman in Esteban's life, as well as his plans for her childbirth delivery. With the help of Andy and Audra, Nancy takes matters into her own hands. Meanwhile, Celia discovers that getting rich quick isn't always so easy. Silas and Doug learn the hard way that Deputy C.P. Jones is more trouble than he's worth as the fate of their medical marijuana dispensary is jeopardized.

Poster for episode A Distinctive Horn.

A Distinctive Horn

The tension between Nancy and Esteban mounts as Pilar (Kate del Castillo) adds to the conflict. Nancy looks to Andy for help, just as he's focused on his relationship with Audra. Dean offers to help Silas and Doug get their dispensary back on track, but Celia sees an opportunity and steps in.

Poster for episode Suck 'N' Spit.

Suck 'N' Spit

Nancy and Andy discover new territories and new boundaries as they struggle with the realities of parenting. Especially with Shane, who now faces a new problem. Meanwhile, Celia and Dean also work together, taking advantage of a surplus in product and a new marketing scheme.

Poster for episode Perro Insano.

Perro Insano

Nancy tries to protect Shane and Silas from new enemies. Esteban deals with a campaign problem that could put Nancy's family in more danger. Andy reconnects with Audra and makes a commitment to a new life plan. Meanwhile, Celia connects with a new pot supplier. Dean and Doug team up to take down Celia's new operation.

Poster for episode Ducks and Tigers.

Ducks and Tigers

Nancy and Esteban deal with a visit from his daughter, Celia explores her sexuality, Andy spends a day in bed with Audra, and Doug and Dean are joined by Isabel in their scheme to get revenge on Celia.

Poster for episode Glue.


Andy joins Nancy and Cesar in their search for Esteban; Dean and Doug make good on their plan to get back at Celia; Silas and Shane find themselves becoming protective of their new stepsister Adelita.

Poster for episode All About My Mom.

All About My Mom

In the season finale, Nancy learns the fate of Esteban and takes steps to preserve her own; Andy undergoes a major life change; Dean, Doug and Celia find common ground; Silas helps Adelita with a disturbing medical issue. Shane changes the course of events with a shocking act.

Poster for episode Thwack.


Faced with the aftermath of Shane having murdered Pilar, Nancy grabs Shane and Silas and they flee the scene. Andy is then met with the decision to split town with his family or stay and fight for Audra's affection.

Poster for episode Felling and Swamping.

Felling and Swamping

Poster for episode A Yippity Sippity.

A Yippity Sippity

Poster for episode Boomerang.


Poster for episode A Shoe for a Shoe.

A Shoe for a Shoe

Poster for episode Pinwheels and Whirligigs.

Pinwheels and Whirligigs

Poster for episode Gentle Puppies.

Gentle Puppies

Poster for episode To Moscow, and Quickly.

To Moscow, and Quickly

Poster for episode Dear-Born Again.

Dear-Born Again

Poster for episode Viking Pride.

Viking Pride

Poster for episode Fran Tarkenton.

Fran Tarkenton

Poster for episode Theoretical Love Is Not Dead.

Theoretical Love Is Not Dead

Poster for episode From Trauma Cometh Something.

From Trauma Cometh Something

Poster for episode Game-Played.


Poster for episode A Hole in Her Niqab.

A Hole in Her Niqab

Poster for episode Fingers Only Meat Banquet.

Fingers Only Meat Banquet

Poster for episode Object Impermanence.

Object Impermanence

Poster for episode Vehement v. Vigorous.

Vehement v. Vigorous

Poster for episode Synthetics.


Poster for episode Cats! Cats! Cats!.

Cats! Cats! Cats!

Poster for episode System Overhead.

System Overhead

Poster for episode Une Mère Que J'aimerais Baiser.

Une Mère Que J'aimerais Baiser

Poster for episode  Qualitative Spatial Reasoning.

Qualitative Spatial Reasoning

Poster for episode  Do Her/Don't Do Her.

Do Her/Don't Do Her

Poster for episode A Beam of Sunshine.

A Beam of Sunshine

Poster for episode See Blue and Smell Cheese and Die.

See Blue and Smell Cheese and Die

Poster for episode Only Judy Can Judge.

Only Judy Can Judge

Poster for episode Red in Tooth and Claw.

Red in Tooth and Claw

Poster for episode Allosaurus Crush Castle.

Allosaurus Crush Castle

Poster for episode Unfreeze.


Poster for episode Five Miles From Yetzer Hara.

Five Miles From Yetzer Hara

Poster for episode Saplings.


Poster for episode Threshold.


Poster for episode God Willing and the Creek Don't Rise.

God Willing and the Creek Don't Rise

Poster for episode It's Time, Part 1.

It's Time, Part 1

Poster for episode It's Time, Part 2.

It's Time, Part 2