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Poster for Two and a Half Men (2003).


Вид на барање ТВ Серии
Genres comedy
Countries USA
Јазици en
Duration 22 min
External links omdb , wikipedia , imdb
Poster for episode Pilot.


After Charlie's night with a girl is ruined due to Alan's interuption, Alan moves in, being kicked out of his house by his "suffocated" wife: Judith. The next day Alan brings over his son, Jake while he and Judith can talk about their marraige. While eatting, Alan finds out that Judith is a lesbian therefore their relationship ends. Charlie takes to Jake, and begins to take him shopping to meet girls and lets him play at his poker games. Upset, Alan moves in with their mother, Evelyn, taking Jake with him. Charlie now feels surprisingly empty and invites Alan and Jake to move back in, convincing Alan that all their problems in life are because of their controlling mother and that Jake would only end up being just as messed up in later life.

Poster for episode Big Flappy Bastards.

Big Flappy Bastards

While spending time with Jake, Charlie finds it hard to enforce rules that Alan has set out for him. It gets to the point were Jake lures a folk of sea gulls into his room, and Charlie gets very upset. This prompts Jake to try and get Charlie to forgive him. Alan starts doing chores for Judith, in the hopes of them getting back together. During one of the tasks, Judith kisses Alan, leading him to believe that things will get back to the way they once were.

Poster for episode Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell.

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

After spending a day at Disneyland, Jake gets sick and wants to go to his mothers' house, to have her take care of him. This sends Alan into a state of misery, as he realizes he's losing his wife, and son. Charlie suggests that they go drinking, and Alan agrees. After drinking the boys take a cab home, but at one point they end up at their mothers, where they try to tell her what they think of her, but fail in getting the point across.

Poster for episode If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap.

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap

Charlie is very unhappy with his housekeepers' decision to quiet, after she experiences Alans demanding ways. Alan then offers to take on the role of housekeeper, but this situation doesn't work at all. So Alan decides to get the housekeeper to come back. Before Alan leaves, he puts Charlie in charge of getting Jake ready for a dinner with his mother and grandparents. Charlie also tries to get Rose to move on, and date other men. He finds both situations to be bigger challenges then he first thought.

Poster for episode The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump.

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

After spending a night in Los Vegas, Charlie decides to live up to his promise that he made to Jake about attending his soccer game. During the game, Charlie sets up a play-date with an unattached mother named Kate, and they hit it off. During one of their dates, Charlie seems like he's ready for a serious relation. Alan sets up a meeting with Gloria (one of the soccer moms) to write a soccer newsletter, but Gloria has other intentions for the evening, and he has no idea. During the evening another soccer mom, Brooke, tries to move in on Gloria's plans.

Poster for episode Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?.

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Charlie tries to teach Jake to avoid certain calls that Charlie doesn't want to deal with, like his mother (Evelyn) for one. Evelyn gets so frustrated with not being able to talk to Charlie, that she decides to drop in while in the neighbourhood. She invites them to dinner, to meet her new boyfriend (Tommy). When the brothers get over to their mothers house, Charlie is shocked to realize that Tommy's daughter is Olivia, one of the people he has been avoiding. Olivia tries to confront Charlie about their situation, but doesn't get the answer she wants, and throughs her drink in his face, then storms off. After a week of not being able to contact their mother, Alan gets worried about her. So the brothers decide to go to her house and see if she's okay. They find her sitting in the dark and drinking, and she informs them that Tommy dumped her for a younger women. Later the brothers get Jake to try and cheer her up.

Poster for episode If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake.

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Judith gets worried when, for a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie's who is in the habit of walking around his place half naked. Then Alan gets worried about Judith after she becomes friends with the surfer girl.

Poster for episode Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful .

Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.

Poster for episode Phase One, Complete.

Phase One, Complete

After meeting Wendy, a one-night stand of Charlies, Jake befriends her. Charlie doesn't like this situation, as he believes Wendy is using Jake to further their relationship, and he has no intention to keep it going. It gets to the point were Wendy even starts spending time with Evelyn, and Charlie becomes desperate to get rid of Wendy. After Charlie breaks it off Jake becomes very unhappy with him, because he won't be able to see Wendy anymore. This forces Charlie to confront Jake and explain the situation as best as he can. Rose sees that Alan knows how to play scrabble, and asks him to teach her to play, he agrees. During the scrabble games the two bond, and Charlie suspects that she is using Alan to get closer to him, but doesn't pursue the issue.

Poster for episode Merry Thanksgiving.

Merry Thanksgiving

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner

Poster for episode Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor.

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

While at the movies, the brothers bump into Judith and her new boyfriend. Seeing that Judith has changed her look, and the fact that Jake doesn't think Alan is as cool as Judith; prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he's going to have to change his look as well.

Poster for episode Camel Filters   Pheromones.

Camel Filters Pheromones

When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.

Poster for episode Sara Like Puny Alan .

Sara Like Puny Alan

Charlie finally gets a chance for a double date with a hot neighbor, who is out for revenge on her cheating husband, and her sister who's a hot soap opera actress, and needs Alan to come along. The problem is that Alan gets sick from Jake, so Charlie takes them to a steam room to help Alan get rid of his flu symptoms. This backfires, as Charlie also gets sick, but he has no intentions of canceling the date.

Poster for episode I Can't Afford Hyenas.

I Can't Afford Hyenas

Stan, Charlie's accountant, tries to explain Charlie's financial woes to him.

Poster for episode Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1).

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie.

Poster for episode That Was Saliva, Alan (2) .

That Was Saliva, Alan (2)

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

Poster for episode Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats.

Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Poster for episode An Old Flame With a New Wick.

An Old Flame With a New Wick

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.

Poster for episode I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You.

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Judith's sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

Poster for episode Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark.

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Judith believes that Jake is having a hard time dealing with his parent's divorce, after he starts annoying everyone with his non-stop guitar playing. So she suggests that they send Jake to a therapist. Alan doesn't agree at first, but after thinking about it, he believes it might not be such a bad idea.

Poster for episode No Sniffing, No Wowing .

No Sniffing, No Wowing

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura.

Poster for episode My Doctor has a Cow Puppet.

My Doctor has a Cow Puppet

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees his therapist.

Poster for episode Just Like Buffalo.

Just Like Buffalo

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

Poster for episode Can You Feel My Finger? .

Can You Feel My Finger?

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Poster for episode Back Off Mary Poppins.

Back Off Mary Poppins

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

Poster for episode Enjoy Those Garlic Balls.

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

Poster for episode A Bag Full of Jawea.

A Bag Full of Jawea

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.

Poster for episode Go Get Mommy's Bra.

Go Get Mommy's Bra

Jake is very impressed and can't stop talking about his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which annoys Alan. While Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help her impress a Saudi prince, because she wants to sell him real estate. When Charlie gets his car back, he discovers his mother's bra in the backseat. When he finds out why it's there he decides to trade in his car.

Poster for episode Bad News from the Clinic.

Bad News from the Clinic

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.

Poster for episode The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance .

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

Poster for episode A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana .

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

Poster for episode Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers .

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Charlie to try and talk him out of it, and he even gets help from the brothers' mother.

Poster for episode Yes, Monsignor.

Yes, Monsignor

When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa. He finds out that she broke up with her husband, and now has a child. Now he must try to convince Lisa that he's okay with her having a child. While Jake tries to justify to his father why he isn't doing so well in school.

Poster for episode The Salmon Under My Sweater.

The Salmon Under My Sweater

Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan. While Alan finds out more about Rose (including how smart she is), when he spends more time with her.

Poster for episode Last Chance to See Those Tattoos.

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up, but it's harder than it looks when all the women take the apology better than expected.

Poster for episode A Lungful of Alan .

A Lungful of Alan

Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.

Poster for episode Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair.

Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair

After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damage and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlie's permission. Charlie isn't happy with this, but accepts it. Alan becomes jealous when Judith goes on a date, and asks Charlie to find him a date, so that he can show Judith that he dates as well.

Poster for episode Those Big Pink Things with Coconut.

Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get their attention she ends up in the hospital. When Alan and Charlie show up at the hospital they aren't sure if she's faking, and try to call her bluff.

Poster for episode Smell the Umbrella Stand .

Smell the Umbrella Stand

Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it Charlie suggests they go to Los Vegas.

Poster for episode Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? .

Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because their auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.

Poster for episode Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!.

Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the Hospital. While there Charlie can't stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. The only problem is that he has a history with her that he can't remember. Berta is feed up with Jake's inability to use the bathroom properly, so she decides to make him clean it until he learns.

Poster for episode It Was Mame, Mom.

It Was Mame, Mom

Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela, and tries to sleep with her without Eric finding out.

Poster for episode A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise.

A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise

After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. While there Alan shows an interest in Sherri, and decides to ask her out. The problem is that Alan can't get over Sherri's relationship with Charlie.

Poster for episode I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey.

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings, when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

Poster for episode A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On.

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a "dead guy". Charlie is excited by the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is just happy to pay his respects to Harry.

Poster for episode That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother .

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Evelyn buys Alan a new Sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a blind, double date with her, her new beau and his daughter. At the restaurant, Alan learns that his mother and boyfriend will not be able to join them because there was a mixup between his heart medication and Viagra and she didn't want to "waste it". As a result, Alan is left to deal with the daughter, who is on a weekend pass from a rehab center and still has some loose screws. Alan eventually gets her back to the beach house only to have her drive off in his new sports car and become the object of a televised high-speed car chase.

Poster for episode Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab.

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

When Evelyn learns that Jake spent his entire spring break with his grandparents, she pressures Alen into letting Jake stay with her for the night. Conserned that Evelyn will destroy Jake the way she destroyed their lives, Alen and Charlie grudgingly drop a resentful Jake off at her home and quickly flee to Charlie's favourite bar. There, amidst a group of sexy women, Alan easily gets his mind off of his son's miserable circumstance.

Poster for episode Does This Smell Funny to You?.

Does This Smell Funny to You?

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.

Poster for episode Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts.

Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie’s help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie’s social life.

Poster for episode Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover.

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.

Poster for episode Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark.

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Charlie finds out that Alan hasn't been dating other women, but infact has been seeing is ex-wife. To keep Jake from finding out, Alan tells Charlie not to tell him because he doesn't want Jake to get his hopes up. Charlie then tries everything he can to convice Alan to come to his senses because he knows it will only end bad for him. But later he tells Rose that if Alan gets back together with his ex-wife, he won't get to see Jake as much. Meanwhile, Alan takes a book back for jake but while at the house Judith offers Alan to join her for a drink in the hot-tub, but it doesn't go so well when Jake keeps interrupting. They then take it to the bedroom, but as usual, Alan screws things up for himself.

Poster for episode Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs.

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them.

Poster for episode We Called It Mr. Pinky.

We Called It Mr. Pinky

Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship because of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.

Poster for episode Hi, Mr. Horned One.

Hi, Mr. Horned One

Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Poster for episode Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop .

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father (Martin Sheen), comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.

Poster for episode That Voodoo That I Do Do.

That Voodoo That I Do Do

Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.

Poster for episode Madame and Her Special Friend.

Madame and Her Special Friend

One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.

Poster for episode Something Salted and Twisted.

Something Salted and Twisted

Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.

Poster for episode Santa's Village of the Damned .

Santa's Village of the Damned

Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

Poster for episode That Special Tug.

That Special Tug

Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.

Poster for episode Humiliation is a Visual Medium.

Humiliation is a Visual Medium

Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.

Poster for episode Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded.

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan's dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

Poster for episode My Tongue is Meat.

My Tongue is Meat

Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.

Poster for episode Ergo, The Booty Call.

Ergo, The Booty Call

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

Poster for episode The Unfortunate Little Schnauser.

The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.

Poster for episode The Spit-Covered Cobbler.

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check.

Poster for episode Golly Moses, She's A Muffin.

Golly Moses, She's A Muffin

Tension begins to grow when Kandi moves in with Alan.

Poster for episode Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro.

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Poster for episode And the Plot Moistens.

And the Plot Moistens

Poster for episode Just Once with Aunt Sophie.

Just Once with Aunt Sophie

Poster for episode Arguments for the Quickie.

Arguments for the Quickie

Poster for episode That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite.

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Poster for episode Working for Caligula.

Working for Caligula

Now that newlywed Alan has moved out, Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle. In the wake of his second divorce, Alan melts down. Charlie, family and friends are no help.

Poster for episode Who's Vod Kanockers.

Who's Vod Kanockers

Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he broke up with Mia, and a famous neighbor causes problems. Alan feels guilty when he learns that Charlie and Mia didn't tie the knot because she had wanted him and Jake to move out. Meanwhile, Charlie and his rock star neighbor don't get along.

Poster for episode The Sea is a Harsh Mistress.

The Sea is a Harsh Mistress

After nearly drowning, Charlie is convinced he saw his late father. Charlie attempts surfing in order to impress a beautiful girl -- with disastrous results. He later tells Alan that when his life was hanging in the balance, their deceased father came to him and made a request that Charlie's loath to fulfill.

Poster for episode Hey, That's My Kimono.

Hey, That's My Kimono

Alan and Kandi become embroiled in an unconventional custody battle. Alan is determined to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog after she walks away from their split with both the condo and the car. Having also lost everything to Judith following their divorce, Alan decides to hire the best lawyer he knows -- hers.

Poster for episode A Live Woman of Proven Fertility.

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Alan and Charlie bond with Judith's new fianc in an effort to improve his relationship with Jake. Alan is overjoyed that he'll no longer owe Judith alimony when she marries Herb. When their marriage plans are threatened due to Jake's disdain for his soon-to-be stepfather, Alan enlists Charlie's help to keep Herb from getting cold feet.

Poster for episode Apologies for the Frivolity.

Apologies for the Frivolity

Charlie cannot see that he's dating a younger version of his mother. Though Charlie despises his sharp tongued, passive aggressive mother, he's strangely attracted to Lydia, an attractive, blonde high-end real estate agent -- just like his mother. Unfortunately, the similarities don't end there, and the relationship begins to seem a little too familiar for comfort.

Poster for episode Repeated Blows To His Unformed Head.

Repeated Blows To His Unformed Head

Poster for episode Release the Dogs.

Release the Dogs

Poster for episode Corey's Been Dead for an Hour.

Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

Poster for episode Kissing Abraham Lincoln.

Kissing Abraham Lincoln

Poster for episode Walnuts and Demerol.

Walnuts and Demerol

Poster for episode Castrating Sheep in Montana.

Castrating Sheep in Montana

Poster for episode Don't Worry, Speed Racer.

Don't Worry, Speed Racer

Poster for episode That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami.

That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Poster for episode My Damn Stalker.

My Damn Stalker

Poster for episode Young People Have Phlegm Too.

Young People Have Phlegm Too

Poster for episode I Merely Slept with a Commie.

I Merely Slept with a Commie

Poster for episode It Never Rains in Hooterville.

It Never Rains in Hooterville

Poster for episode Smooth as a Ken Doll.

Smooth as a Ken Doll

Poster for episode Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot.

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

Poster for episode Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous.

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Poster for episode Mr. McGlue's Feedbag.

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Poster for episode Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin.

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin

Poster for episode Prostitutes and Gelato.

Prostitutes and Gelato

Poster for episode Large Birds, Spiders and Mom.

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Poster for episode Media Room Slash Dungeon.

Media Room Slash Dungeon

Poster for episode Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo.

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Poster for episode City of Great Racks.

City of Great Racks

Poster for episode Putting Swim Fins on a Cat.

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Poster for episode Help Daddy Find His Toenail.

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Poster for episode The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room.

The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room

Poster for episode Is There a Mrs. Waffles?.

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Poster for episode Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids (f.k.a. Does This Look Pink To You?).

Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids (f.k.a. Does This Look Pink To You?)

Poster for episode Almost Like Necrophilia.

Almost Like Necrophilia

Poster for episode Meander to Your Dander.

Meander to Your Dander

Poster for episode A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh.

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Poster for episode The Soil is Moist.

The Soil is Moist

Poster for episode Winky-Dink Time.

Winky-Dink Time

Poster for episode Rough Night in Hump Junction.

Rough Night in Hump Junction

Poster for episode Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty.

Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Poster for episode Fish In A Drawer.

Fish In A Drawer

Poster for episode If My Hole Could Talk.

If My Hole Could Talk

Poster for episode Waiting for the Right Snapper.

Waiting for the Right Snapper

Poster for episode Taterhead Is Our Love Child.

Taterhead Is Our Love Child

Charlie encounters an ex whose son looks an awful lot like him.

Poster for episode Pie Hole, Herb.

Pie Hole, Herb

Alan lends Charlie money and crosses a line in his attempts to get it back.

Poster for episode Damn You, Eggs Benedict.

Damn You, Eggs Benedict

Charlie tries cooking, Alan tries dating two women at the same time and Jake tries beer.

Poster for episode The Flavin' and the Mavin'.

The Flavin' and the Mavin'

Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist as Alan anxiously awaits disaster.

Poster for episode A Jock Strap in Hell.

A Jock Strap in Hell

The guys bump into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie. Charlie tries to help her out by giving her a room and a job, but things spiral out of control.

Poster for episode It's Always Nazi Week.

It's Always Nazi Week

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.

Poster for episode Best H.O. Money Can Buy.

Best H.O. Money Can Buy

lan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.

Poster for episode Pinocchio's Mouth.

Pinocchio's Mouth

Charlie's new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake.

Poster for episode The Mooch At The Boo.

The Mooch At The Boo

Jake disappears with the daughter of Charlie's neighbor, a former NFL player, and Charlie is left to cover his back. Meanwhile, Alan scores a hot date with the help of Charlie's Mercedes.

Poster for episode He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited.

He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, leaving Alan to wonder if he ever needs to work again.

Poster for episode The Devil's Lube.

The Devil's Lube

Poster for episode Thank God for Scoliosis.

Thank God for Scoliosis

Poster for episode I Think You Offended Don.

I Think You Offended Don

Poster for episode David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie.

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

Poster for episode I'd Like to Start With the Cat.

I'd Like to Start With the Cat

Poster for episode She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime.

She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime

Poster for episode The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?.

The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?

Poster for episode My Son's Enormous Head.

My Son's Enormous Head

Poster for episode The Two Finger Rule.

The Two Finger Rule


Poster for episode Hello, I am Alan Cousteau.

Hello, I am Alan Cousteau

Poster for episode Above Exalted Cyclops.

Above Exalted Cyclops

Poster for episode Sir Lancelot's Litter Box.

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

Poster for episode Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth.

Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth

Poster for episode Baseball Was Better with Steroids.

Baseball Was Better with Steroids

Poster for episode 818-jklpuzo.


Charlie must decide between his fiance, Chelsea, and his old flame, Mia.

Poster for episode Whipped Unto the Third Generation.

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

When Charlie's fiance, Chelsea, convinces him to let Melissa, Alan's girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house

Poster for episode Mmm, Fish. Yum..

Mmm, Fish. Yum.

Alan plays nursemaid to Judith's baby and her tipsy mother. Meanwhile, Jake blackmails Charlie with an incriminating photo

Poster for episode Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator.

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn, and Charlie is forced to mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship

Poster for episode For the Sake of the Child.

For the Sake of the Child

Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public

Poster for episode Give Me Your Thumb.

Give Me Your Thumb


Poster for episode Untainted by Filth.

Untainted by Filth

Poster for episode Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle..

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Poster for episode Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair.

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Poster for episode That's Why They Call It Ball Room.

That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Poster for episode Warning, It's Dirty.

Warning, It's Dirty

Poster for episode Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste.

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Poster for episode Yay, No Polyps.

Yay, No Polyps

Poster for episode Crude and Uncalled For.

Crude and Uncalled For

Poster for episode Aye, Aye, Captain.

Aye, Aye, Captain

Poster for episode Tinkle Like a Princess.

Tinkle Like a Princess

Poster for episode I Found Your Moustache.

I Found Your Moustache

Poster for episode Ixnay on the Oggie Day.

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Poster for episode Keith Moon Is Vomiting in his Grave.

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in his Grave

Poster for episode I Called Him Magoo.

I Called Him Magoo

Poster for episode Gumby with a Pokey.

Gumby with a Pokey

Poster for episode This Is Not Gonna End Well.

This Is Not Gonna End Well

Poster for episode Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud.

Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Poster for episode A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer.

A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

Poster for episode A Pudding-Filled Cactus.

A Pudding-Filled Cactus

Poster for episode Hookers, Hookers, Hookers.

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Poster for episode The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel.

The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Poster for episode Twanging Your Magic Clanger.

Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Poster for episode The Crazy Bitch Gazette.

The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Poster for episode Springtime on a Stick.

Springtime on a Stick

Poster for episode A Good Time in Central Africa.

A Good Time in Central Africa

Poster for episode Ow, Ow, Don't Stop.

Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

Poster for episode Dead from the Waist Down.

Dead from the Waist Down

Poster for episode Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead.

Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

Poster for episode Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup.

Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

Poster for episode Lookin' for Japanese Subs.

Lookin' for Japanese Subs

Poster for episode Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak.

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

Poster for episode That Darn Priest.

That Darn Priest

Poster for episode Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt.

Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

Following Charlie's funeral, Alan meets Internet entrepreneur Walden Schmidt.

Poster for episode  People Who Love Peepholes.

People Who Love Peepholes

Poster for episode Big Girls Don't Throw Food.

Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Poster for episode Nine Magic Fingers.

Nine Magic Fingers

Poster for episode A Giant Cat Holding Churro.

A Giant Cat Holding Churro

Poster for episode The Squat and the Hover.

The Squat and the Hover

Poster for episode Those Fancy Japanese Toilets.

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Poster for episode Thanks for the Intercourse.

Thanks for the Intercourse

Poster for episode Frodo's Headshots.

Frodo's Headshots

Poster for episode  A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes.

A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Poster for episode What a Lovely Landing Strip.

What a Lovely Landing Strip

Poster for episode One False Move, Zimbabwe!.

One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Poster for episode Slowly and in a Circular Fashion.

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Poster for episode A Possum on Chemo.

A Possum on Chemo

Poster for episode The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack.

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Poster for episode Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy.

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

Poster for episode Not in My Mouth!.

Not in My Mouth!

Poster for episode The War Against Gingivitis.

The War Against Gingivitis

Poster for episode Palmdale, Ech.

Palmdale, Ech

Poster for episode Grandma's Pie.

Grandma's Pie

Poster for episode Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'.

Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

Poster for episode Why We Gave Up Women.

Why We Gave Up Women

Poster for episode The Straw In My Donut Hole.

The Straw In My Donut Hole

Poster for episode Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!.

Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Poster for episode I Changed My Mind About the Milk.

I Changed My Mind About the Milk

Poster for episode A Big Bag of Dog.

A Big Bag of Dog

Poster for episode Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt.

Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

Poster for episode You Know What the Lollipop Is For.

You Know What the Lollipop Is For

Poster for episode That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam.

That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

Poster for episode Ferrets, Attack!.

Ferrets, Attack!

Poster for episode Avoid the Chinese Mustard.

Avoid the Chinese Mustard

Poster for episode Something My Gynecologist Said.

Something My Gynecologist Said

Poster for episode I Scream When I Pee.

I Scream When I Pee

Poster for episode One Nut Johnson.

One Nut Johnson

Poster for episode Give Santa a Tail-Hole.

Give Santa a Tail-Hole

Poster for episode Welcome to Alancrest.

Welcome to Alancrest

Poster for episode Grab A Feather And Get In Line.

Grab A Feather And Get In Line

Poster for episode Run Steven Staven! Run!.

Run Steven Staven! Run!

Poster for episode Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It.

Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

Poster for episode Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby.

Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

Poster for episode Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries.

Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

Poster for episode The 9:04 From Pemberton.

The 9:04 From Pemberton

Poster for episode Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon.

Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon

Poster for episode Bazinga! That's From a TV Show.

Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

Poster for episode Another Night With Neil Diamond.

Another Night With Neil Diamond

Poster for episode My Bodacious Vidalia.

My Bodacious Vidalia

Poster for episode Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped.

Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

Poster for episode Nangnangnangnang.


Poster for episode I Think I Banged Lucille Ball.

I Think I Banged Lucille Ball