Eric, Hyde, Kelso, Fez and Leo take a road trip to Canada to get stronger beer. Once over the border they load up the Vista cruiser with cases of beer. Just as they are about to pile into the car, Fez announces he's forgotten his green card. Knowing they'll have trouble getting him back to the U.S. without his papers, they decide to hide him under a blanket among the cases of beer. The Canadian Mounties discover Fez at the border anyway. The guys are all questioned about why they are in Canada, and each have different answers: Eric says they're there for the beer. Hyde snidely jokes they're part of a teen terrorist plot, then later says he's there to bag Margaret Trudeau. Fez pretends he speaks no English. Kelso asks the Mounties dumb questions like "Do you guys ever get an American nickel in your change?" And Leo answers all their questions by asking them the same questions back. After the guys plead with the Mounties, sing the Canadian national anthem, and agree to give the Mounties their beer, they are let go. Just as they are about to leave, Fez finds his green card in his shoe. They still have to leave without the beer. Meanwhile back in Wisconsin, Jackie gets a letter saying she's been accepted by a modeling agency. She and Donna travel to the agency and the agent hits Jackie up for hundreds of dollars in fees. Donna tries to convince Jackie the agency is a scam. Jackie doesn't believe her until Donna herself goes to the agency saying she, too, wants to be a model. She is hit with the same fees after no tryout. Jackie finally believes her. And, Red brings home a VCR from Pricemart and plans to tape "Roots" so they can watch it later (even though Kitty wants to watch it while it's being broadcast.) Red makes a big deal out of taping the show. When they go to watch it later, Kitty realizes Red forgot to put a tape in the VCR.