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ALF (1986)
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A.L.F.
Gordon Shumway, last known survivor from the planet Melmac, crash-lands his spaceship into the Tanner family's suburban garage. Willie dubs him "ALF", short for Alien Life Form. After convincing a military officer that they are not harboring a space creature, the Tanners decide to take ALF in as a member of the family.
Strangers in the Night
ALF decides to have some fun while a nervous Mrs. Ochmonek baby-sits Brian.
Looking For Lucky
When Lucky the cat disappears, everyone pins the blame on ALF.
Pennsylvania 6-5000
ALF uses Willie's radio to call Airforce One to give the president to his thoughts on nuclear weapons. The people on Airforce One tracks down the call and Willie is accused for being a terrorist.
For Your Eyes Only
ALF hears a lonely blind woman named Jody call a radio psychiatrist and tell the world about her loneliness. ALF calls her and they become friends. Lynn helps ALF go on a date with Jody.
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue?
ALF has a crush on Lynn, so he makes a music video to impress her.
Jump
On his 45th birthday, Willie feels unfulfilled, so ALF suggests he go skydiving.
Baby, You Can Drive My Car
Upset that the family car is broken down again, Lynn starts working in order to buy one for herself. ALF sells some of his ship's golden pipes and buys her a Ferrari. When Willie wants him to give the car back, ALF starts a whacky test drive.
On the Road Again
Willie loses his temper with ALF during a family camping trip.
Oh, Tannerbaum
ALF convinces Willie to travel to the mountains to cut down a real Christmas tree.
Mother and Child Reunion
ALF heads for the garage when Kate's mother pays a visit.
Try to Remember (1)
ALF hits his head and is convinced he is an insurance salesman. The Tanners try reviewing past events to try and jog his memory.
Try to Remember (2)
The Tanners continue to try and jog ALF's memory, and deal with the police at the same time.
Lookin' Through the Windows
ALF thinks he witnessed a murder at a neighbor's house.
It Isn't Easy ... Bein' Green
ALF comes to Brian's aid when the boy has to play an asparagus in the school play.
The Gambler
ALF develops a gambling habit and winds up in trouble with his bookie.
Weird Science
Brian causes trouble at school when he repeats some of ALF's intergalactic knowledge.
Come Fly With Me
When Mr. Ochmonek becomes sick during a flight, ALF flies the plane.
Working My Way Back to You
ALF is relocated to the family garage as a result of his mischievous behavior.
Somewhere Over the Rerun (a.k.a.) The Ballad of Gilligan's Island
ALF dreams he visits "Gilligan's Island", with castaways Gilligan, the Skipper, the Professor and Mary Ann.
Take a Look at Me Now
Mrs. Ochmonek thinks she's gone crazy when she spots ALF in the backyard.
Wedding Bell Blues
ALF joins a monastery after learning that his parents were married before he was born -- a disgrace on the planet Melmac.
Prime Time
The Tanners become a TV-ratings family and ALF decides to rig the system so that his favorite program becomes a hit.
Some Enchanted Evening
ALF becomes the star attraction at the Tanners' Halloween party.
Oh, Pretty Woman
ALF helps Lynn boost her self-confidence by enrolling her in a beauty pageant.
Something's Wrong With Me
ALF gets a severe case of hiccups after being excluded from Dorothy and Whizzer's wedding party.
Night Train
Willie and ALF hop on board a freight train in search of adventure.
Isn't it Romantic?
ALF and the Tanner kids give Willie and Kate a second honeymoon.
Hail to the Chief
Kate dreams that she and ALF are rival presidential candidates.
ALF's Special Christmas (1)
ALF and the Tanners prepare to spend Christmas in a cabin. When the owner comes to visit them, ALF accidently jumps into his trunk and he is taken to a hospital and given away as a Christmas gift to a little girl.
ALF's Special Christmas (2)
ALF tries to escape from the hospital but ends up stuck in an elevator with a woman in labor. After helping the woman to give birth, ALF pretends to be a toy and the cabin owner puts him back in the trunk and they drive away. When the cabin owner is about to jump off a bridge, ALF disguises himself as Santa and convinces the cabin owner to drive back to the cabin, where ALF is reunited with the Tanners.
Can I Get a Witness?
ALF demands a fair trial after being accused of throwing a football through the Ochmoneks' window.
We're So Sorry, Uncle Albert
ALF believes that he scared Willie's uncle to death.
Someone to Watch Over Me (1)
ALF lends a hand with the neighborhood block patrol and ends up confronting a prowler in the Ochmoneks' house.
Someone to Watch Over Me (2)
It's up to Willie to save ALF from the SWAT team surrounding the Ochomonek house, in which ALF had been chasing a prowler.
We Gotta Get Out of This Place
ALF moves in with his blind friend, Jody, and learns some important lessons about life without sight.
You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog
ALF, jealous of the attention a stray dog is getting, gives the pooch to a mean old woman who claims to be the owner.
Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Willie abandons his belief in pacifism after meeting the hostile father of the bully who's been pushing Brian around.
Movin' Out
Willie has problems trying to sell the house because ALF keeps scaring off potential buyers with phony ghosts.
I'm Your Puppet
ALF's mail-order ventriloquist's dummy takes on a life of its own, and it takes a visit from a psychiatrist to cure him.
Tequila
Kate's friend, a known drinker, sees ALF in the kitchen and thinks she's hallucinating.
We Are Family
ALF fantasizes that he reveals his existence to the world and serves as substitute host on David Letterman's show.
Varsity Drag
ALF takes a job as a paper carrier when he learns that the cost of his upkeep is preventing Lynn from attending her first-choice college.
Stop in the Name of Love
ALF hides out in the back seat during Lynn's date at the drive-in.
Stairway to Heaven
In a fantasy sequence, ALF's guardian angel shows him what the Tanners' lives would be like without him.
Breaking Up is Hard to Do
The Tanners let Trevor Ochmonek stay at their house after he has a fight with his wife.
Promises, Promises
Betrayed confidences cause a falling-out between ALF and Lynn.
Turkey in the Straw (1)
The Tanners are invited to a Thanksgiving dinner with the Ochmonek's bizarre relatives.
Turkey in the Straw (2)
ALF must avoid the Alien Task Force when a bum blows the whistle on him.
Changes
Willie works in the home during a strike. Kate must now work to support the family, but ALF doesn't like the fact that Kate isn't around at home. The strike ends, but Kate decides to keep working, until she realizes that she is pregnant.
Alone Again, Naturally
ALF mistakenly believes his cousin is living in Barstow, when he reads an article in the National Inquisitor.
Do You Believe in Magic?
ALF makes Brian disappear with a mail-order magic kit.
Fight Back
ALF's expose earns Willie a guest spot on David Horowitz's consumer advocate show.
Suspicious Minds
ALF is convinced that a reclusive neighbor is actually Elvis Presley.
Running Scared
An extortionist threatens to turn ALF in to the immigration authorities for being an "illegal alien".
Torn Between Two Lovers
Lynn ends up with two dates for a dance through ALF's mishandled phone message.
Funeral for a Friend
Desperate for a pet of his own, ALF acquires an ant farm.
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark
ALF and Jake suggest Brian camp out to overcome his fear of the dark.
Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadow?
ALF sees Jake's kleptomaniac mother arrives for a visit, and steals a broach from Kate.
Like an Old Time Movie
ALF imagines in black and white that he and the Tanners are silent-movie stars.
Shake, Rattle and Roll
ALF prepares for the worst after experiencing a mild earthquake.
Having My Baby
ALF prepares for the baby's arrival by re-enacting scenes from "The Dick Van Dyke Show."
Baby, Come Back
ALF earns the right to baby-sit Eric, but almost blows it when the child disappears.
Lies
Tabloid photographers accidentally photograph ALF, so the Tanners have to get the film back.
Wanted: Dead or Alive
ALF shields Willie when a criminal resembling him is profiled on a crime-stopper TV show, but Trevor turns him in.
We're in the Money
Using Willie's home computer, ALF discovers and later becomes addicted to the art of making stock-market deals.
Mind Games
After a visit from a psychologist, ALF subjects the Tanners to a barrage of unwanted psychoanalysis.
Hooked on a Feeling
Willie, in an effort to curb ALF's cotton addiction, holds a support group meeting in his living room.
He Ain't Heavy, He's Willie's Brother
ALF, forced to hide, plots the removal of Willie's visiting brother Neal.
The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
ALF gets peeved about having to remain hidden while Willie's brother extends his visit.
Live and Let Die
Lucky the cat dies, and ALF tries to convince the family to get kittens... for him to eat. When they refuse to, ALF adopts a bunch of kittens, but discovers how cute they are, and cannot eat them. The Tanners decides to give away all the kittens, but ALF hides the last one by pretending he ate it, when they find the cat Willie realizes ALF loves the little kitten and lets him keep it.
Break Up to Make Up
Whizzer comes face-to-face with ALF when he searches for Dorothy at the Tanners.
Happy Together
ALF, on the outs with the Tanners, is offered a place to stay by Neal.
It's My Party
ALF is relegated once again to the attic when the Tanners throw a Hawaiian luau.
Love on the Rocks
Neal and his ex-wife Margaret reconcile, but ALF goes a long way to prove her motives are less than honest.
True Colors
ALF enters the art world after he earns praise for a still life made from food.
Gimme That Old Time Religion
As a newly ordained Melmacian minister, ALF must officiate a ceremony on Earth.
Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
ALF considers the future with the Tanners, who will age faster than the ageless alien.
When I'm Sixty-Four
ALF encounters youth-seeking senior citizens when he's discovered sneaking into a retirement home.
Mr. Sandman
ALF and Willie scour Death Valley for buried treasure after discovering an old map.
Stayin' Alive
A morally outraged ALF writes nasty letters to a pollution-producing company.
Hungry Like a Wolf
ALF takes to the park in search of food after his diet fails.
I Gotta Be Me
ALF is the only one excited by the idea of Lynn moving in with her boyfriend.
Consider Me Gone
It's a sad day in the Tanner household as ALF announces he's leaving Earth to settle on another planet with Skip and Rhonda, but ALF is captured by the Alien Task Force before he can get to their spaceship.